How do you tell if your girlfriend is psycho?

Answer 1

== == 1 She telephones you...constantly. At the office, on your cell phone, at your house. There are multiple messages on the answering machine, in addition to text messages. Anytime she wants you to call her when you get home from work - even if it's 3am ... psycho. Multiple as in mild=10-20 high= 21-30 extreme pscho=31-60+ (texts and phone calls combined)

Step2 You mention that you're going with your children to the park ... and she asks to bring her children along. As a second date this may be a convenient means for her to measure your worth as a parent, but it may also be that she is measuring you up as a father figure for her children.mild= shes constantly say how good of a father u would be from the beginning of the night high= she calls u daddy in front of the children extreme psycho= her kids call you daddy

Step3 She invites you to go away overnight and requests you to escort her to a meeting in the afternoon. She says "it's a timeshare inspection" and talks about it being "our first purchase together". She snoops around your room looking for bank statements, and let you know her ring size everyday. She leaves her items in your house mild=leaving toothbrush and pjs, high= leaving shoes in your closet and her favorite dress extreme psycho= comes to your house with an extra bag that she leaves there full of clothes

Step4 She knits you a sweater ... and you live in the subtropics. Unbeknown to you, knitters don't craft sweaters unless you're a "keeper". Behold if you ever wear the sweater out in public. That very action is held in the same regard as a wedding ring.mild= she gets upset when u never wear it high= she asks u to wear it everytime u go out extreme psycho= she wears a matching one

Step5 She shows up at your residency unannounced. The degree of her being psycho increases proportionately with the distance she lives away. If she lives more than thirty minutes driving, across town, in another state, or crosses an international time zone ... psycho. mild=she gives u a call to make sure you are there high=she doesnt call and you wake to see her staring at you through your window (higher if you live on the second floor) extreme psycho= u walk in from work and shes sitting on your couch with her legs crossed and dinner ready, and asks u where the hell u have been

Step6 Breaking and entering becomes her forte when you don't respond to her telephone calls. The extent of her psycho-ness increases exponentially if you live in a gated community and she has to scale the fence to get to your residency.nuff said lol

Step7 She calls your father to see if you are there ... and he doesn't even know who she is.mild= she calls to see if you are home high= she calls and tells your father hes lying and covering for you extreme psycho= she shows both mild and high character traits, and then accuse your mom of being the other woman.