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Santa has many ways for his prestigious hiring process. The most evident reason is the same answer to why so many children love santa. He is just like Michael Jackson in the sense that he wants to "be around" or "hang" with little children and whats the easiest way to get children to hand out with you? .. make them toys or build them an amusement park.. I mean this guy has Penn State written all over him... so back to the ELVES. Santa gets so many elves because anyone born in the North Pole is forced into slavery and must work for Santa. The only people born up there are elves so at this point , he has complete control over the entire people. Santa 's "special" elves are the ones that give him sexual favors regularly. Im studied "Sexual Preferences of little people in cold geographic areas" at Harvard University so i think i know what i am talking about.
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How many elves can you have at once?
Elves are small, so Santa has many elves. They are also good workers, with lots of holiday cheer, who like to make children happy on Christmas.
Is Santa's elves real?
Santa's elves are just like Santa. They give everyone spirit and happiness they are very real and just like Santa they are the magic of Christmas!
How many elves ride in the sleigh with Santa?
One, because there is only one more seat in the sleigh!
What are all the elvs names?
If you mean elves as in Santa's elves then there are to many to find out the names of ALL of them.
How tall are Santas elves?
Santa's elves are not very tall at all. Santa's elves vary in size as much as regular people do, so there isn't just a straight answer. However, we can conclude that Santa's elves are, on average, two feet six inches tall give or take a half a foot.
Can elves get pregnant?
No Santa make the elves!
What are scary Santa elves?
Santa doesn't employ any scary elves, unless you have a natural phobia of elves in general.
What type of elves do santa have?
Santa has regular elves that like the cold. Some elves don't like the cold weather.
Santa’s helpers?
Reindeer and Elves.
Do elves turn into Santa?
no, elves do not turn into santa, otherwise there would be loads of santas..
How can you use the word elves in a sentence?
Santa has elves.
What about Santa's elves?
even is elves does exisists people
