Actually, you can go pretty far till you wake up and find yourself in the hospital. I should know...
a ticonderoga pencil
ticonderoga
No, it is highly unlikely that someone could be killed by a single instance of coming into contact with feces. However, feces can carry harmful pathogens that could potentially cause illness or infection if ingested.
Bud shove up a stick
shove it up your nose?
In the book, BUD, NOT BUDDY, Todd Amos stuck a Ticonderoga pencil up Bud's nose, eraser side in. He (Todd) says that he was able to get the pencil up farther up Bud's nose than any other foster child. He also makes up things about Bud. IE: wetting the bed. They fight as well and Todd starts a fake Asthma attack.
In the book, BUD, NOT BUDDY, Todd Amos stuck a Ticonderoga pencil up Bud's nose, eraser side in. He (Todd) says that he was able to get the pencil up farther up Bud's nose than any other foster child. He also makes up things about Bud. IE: wetting the bed. They fight as well and Todd starts a fake asthma attack.
with your legs
Yes
Yes. Roll it up and stab them in the eye or shove it up their nose. Either would be painful but i don't recommend them
stick a pencil in you're nose.
while he is turned throw the pencil at him and make it get suck inside his nose