chuck Norris is cool so deal with it
Because he's chuck norris
No. Guy Norris is a Manxman. He laughs at Chuck Norris. But Chuck Norris is not a subscriber to Flight International and so will never know.
Because Chuck Norris created awesome. P.S. Because he just is! (chuck norris was here)
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
Hitler
Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is all powerfull he is the tankliest man of all!
Chuck Norris is so tall that his pulse registers on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris makes the game lose itself, so no.
Chuck Norris does not rock, Rock chuck Norris'
Chuck Norris doesn't die. He is a boss.Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so good, he taught himself. Chuck Norris kicked a headless Zombie in the face. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and it killed 50 people. Then it blew up. Chuck Norris played in Star Wars. He was The Force. Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door. Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch. He decides what time it is. Chuck Norris doesn't have the CTRL Button on his computer. He is already in CTRL.
you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you
You don't find Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris finds you.
Chuck Norris Doesn't Have Strokes, Strokes have Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris has said he is a Christian, so they both win.
so far chuck Norris has lived for 69 years.
Chuck Norris is a ninja pirate cowboy so you tell me
Chuck Norris has so many superpowers, it scary. Really, scary.
chuck Norris invented losing, just so he could always win...
Chuck norris is so awesome he speaks any language he wants.
None, because Chuck chucked them already