How long does alcohol remain in your body?
It depends on how much you drank your weight and your height. I would suggest just don't drink it.
About how long would it take for the alcohol from two standard drinks to be processed and eliminated from the body?
Alcohol leaves the body at the rate of 1/3 to 1/2 ounce of pure alcohol per hour (about 1 beer, one class of wine, or one shot) no matter what you do. The only way to get rid of it is time. Alcohol metabolites such as ETG, now the subject of some screening tests, can remain in your body for several days.
Yes. Alcohol contains calories but without any of the nutrients required by the body. This makes alcohol abusers to feel full so they are less likely to eat. Over time, this leads to malnutrition through poor and insufficient diet as the body is deprived of the nutrients, vitamins and minerals that it needs to remain healthy.