8 inches. If you're below that, shame on you.
Scissors.
No, but the pig should be!
Same as when he was 60.
You should take up exercises that makes your penis grow bigger but if you do them wrong you can really damage your penis.
There is no specified length that a penis should be in order to fit a woman. In fact, a woman's vagina adapts to accommodate the size of a man's penis.
For sure. It makes the blood thinner which is good for a dog who had stroke or heart attack. Give him aspirin just with food. You should ask your vet too about the long term administration.
Anywhere between 5 and 8 inches erect...
What I've heard was it should be at least 6-7 inches long to be an average penis.
Not long, maybe a week at most if there was no direct inhilation. Just a word of advice, if you want to smoke weed, then that is fine, its your choice as a free individual to do so, however you should not expose your children to it.
Long enough to urinate successfully.
12 Inches.
Only when you are in a long term relationship with her. Otherwise it is not proper.