How many farts do you have in your life?

Answer 1

Well, the average is about 14 a day, so if you live 75 years it's around 383250 farts in your life, give or take. Quite a lot.

Story 1) I fart about 3 times during my morning poop, once or twice during breakfast (depending on how many people are at the table with me), a few times between meals, I try not to fart during lunch cause i usually eat with other people but i will go to the bathroom right after or during lunch to relieve myself, then maybe once during dinner depending on what we eat (beans make me fart a little more than other things) and a few more before i go to bed. I'm sure I involuntarily fart while I am sleeping as well. So if you add that up you get at least 10 that i know of a day. So probably about 380,000 in my life. It would be more if I eat a lot of beans.

So it depends on your eating habits as well as how healthy you are. The less healthy you are the more you will fart. Some farts that you let out will be gradual and you will not notice cause they will be silent and have no smell.

Story 2) Hi, I'm Drake. Not the big singer Drake (aubrey). Haha.

Let me tell you how many times a day I fart.

When i wake up. Take a crap, I fart about once or twice. When I take my shower its usually once, (3) When im eating breakfast i get gassy easly. So, maybe 3 times a day. (6 farts so far) when im in the car alone ill fart to myself (7-8 times) At work ill usually fart alone, or with my buds. I fart about 3 times at work (10 farts) At lunch all let one go (11 farts) On the way home ill let one slide. At lunch if there's beans or chili i'll fart about 2 times. (13 now) and when i got to sleep I'll let one go! So about 14 or 15 times a day I'll fart!

So if you do live to 100 you'll fart. So i fart 1500 times a year (:

(Stories post little relevance to the question but can be taken for humor value.)

Answer 2

You can only fart once at a time.