Make up long intricate story with a bunch of twists about something real cool that the both of you are familiar with. Menchin in the story voilence caused by you or to you (depending on her personality), fireworks maybe, animals, and a grandmother (doesnt have to be yours) . end the story with a bang, then tell her its all bullsh*t. if she doesnt laugh even alittle tell her youll buy her something. if you dont have money... make up another story.
Does bradley steven perry have a girlfrend
No
no
Chromia
ME not you me
No
No why should he
Yes he does.
No, he doesn't.
He doesn't have one.
no he does not no he does not asswholes
A Wife