How posh is bethan?

Answer 1

Well, She is a very posh woman as she enjoys her tea and likes saying words such as BARTH and GRARSS instead of the correct pronunciation of bath and grass. She also has displayed a taste for crumpets as these are the national meals of posh people. Unfortunately, she is welsh so these negates and attempts of being posh therefor we want to have sex with her!!!!!

Which Bethan are you asking about? There are thousands.

Dear Bethan,

I have complete and utter sympathy for you, as I am also classed as posh by people who are of a lower class (like the person who wrote that absurd comment) however I consider myself of a high intellect and simply...divine. I was brought up in Musville, and I am sure you have heard of this place, and if you haven't, I will be downright sickened to the pit of my perfect stomach and the beating of my right aorta will faulter at this atrocious thought. The commoner who wrote this trash cannot even aquire one brain cell to spell 'therefore' correctly and this makes my pancreas want to produce more bile so that I am able to throw up into the lavatory basin.

I would like to conclude this letter of hatred towards people who havent the heart or courage to give respect to those who rule them like you and I, Bethan. Therefore before I go pheasant shooting with my dearly beloved husband, Albert | the Duke of Buckinghamshire, I would just like you to know that if you have to suffer any more abuse you can contact me on... infact there will be no need because EVERYONE knows me because I am exceedingly...brilliant.

Yours Truly

Eleanor Bethan Pothridge- Pinkington