Why did the baby bear need a crib? Because sleeping on the floor was unbearable.
Your joke "did you hear about the bear who got lost" should end with "who got lost in the house?"
A joke that is "When is water like a baby" should end as birth.
when he chewed your shoe
When you cross a. Muppet and tree Kermit the log crib and bug ba-bee you get MupKemcribugbee
Baloo is a bear from the story The Jungle Book who sings The Bear Necessities. To live, most people need at least the bare necessities to survive. Thus, the joke is that Baloo the bear needs the bare, or "bear," necessities.
Where do baby bears live Hide Punchline In a cub-in is not a joke.
How did the bear bear being bare naked? He eats his own fur.
because he refused to shoot a trapped bear.
well, its a joke so the answer is: ''Because they like to walk in bear feet! get it!
a koala is a bear and so hes saying i cant BEAR it
The answer to the joke is the bad feeling that one gets when his hair falls off.
What did the cow say to the bear? Whats up grizzly!