Baloo is a bear from the story The Jungle Book who sings The Bear Necessities. To live, most people need at least the bare necessities to survive. Thus, the joke is that Baloo the bear needs the bare, or "bear," necessities.
The Joke's Over was created in 2006.
The joke where the punch line is boo-vine is what do you call a cow that's a ghost?
The Joke That Failed - 1917 is rated/received certificates of: UK:U
The duration of Kanashii kibun de joke is 1.8 hours.
There is no end to the joke. Judd Nelson has said before in interviews that he completely free versed the joke. It was suppose to end with his last line after he jumps down that says "I forgot my pencil" but they couldn't think of any joke for it. So he just made up a few lines...
The answer to the joke is the bad feeling that one gets when his hair falls off.
It's not particularly funny. It refers to the bear viewing the human as snack food.
Your joke "did you hear about the bear who got lost" should end with "who got lost in the house?"
To explain this joke, the panda lost his dinner because he was bamboozled, or swindled, out of it. It is a play on the word "bamboo."
How did the bear bear being bare naked? He eats his own fur.
because he refused to shoot a trapped bear.
This cannot be answered. This joke can be answered differently.
To explain the joke "what do you call a happy frog, answer hoppy" you have to understand puns. Hoppy is enough like happy that it can be substituted.
well, its a joke so the answer is: ''Because they like to walk in bear feet! get it!
a koala is a bear and so hes saying i cant BEAR it
"What is a dog's favorite food? Anything that is on your plate." is an old, simple joke. To explain, it implies that dogs will eat anything you give them.
The lumberjack cut down the tree to have a Christmas. This is a joke.