To explain the joke "what do you call a happy frog, answer hoppy" you have to understand puns. Hoppy is enough like happy that it can be substituted.
Would you call the frog a wet toad? Maybe you could call it a damp frog?
What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Answer: Unhoppy
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The Japanese folk song from Aomori is all about the changing seasons and it's affect on the mud lark and the singing frog. Summer and Spring being times that are playful where they are happy and free. Winter being cold and full of ice takes a toll on their 'heaven' or environment. While Autumn's changing leaves lead them to realize their world is on 'fire' and winter is coming. The poem goes as follows: When summer comes, The paddy pools grow warm The mud lark and the singing frog Are happy, are happy Thinking they're in bath. When winter comes, The paddy pools are filmed with ice, The mud lark and the singing frog Must think their heaven has stretched Has stretched and grown above. When spring comes There's water in the paddy pools The mud lark and the singing frog Are happy, are happy Thinking they're in the sea. When autumn comes, The hills and dales turn red The mud lark and the singing frog Craning their necks above, Must think of the hills are on fire.
There are many good jokes to go alone with a frog and a bed. A frog in bed is a sick frog.
A frog in bed would be totally tired. For this joke totally is spelled toadally because a toad is a type of frog.
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Would you call the frog a wet toad? Maybe you could call it a damp frog?
What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Answer: Unhoppy
1. is a friend for the frog 2. a rice crispey treat 3. some water 4. a tiny toilet (they sell them at petsmart) 5. a tiny recliner and flat screen tv (sony) this will make your frog very hoppy
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A tadpole has a two-chambered heart and a frog has a 3 chambered heart.
because a frog is not a mammal.
It's how a frog "croaks" or makes it mating call.
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Tadpole.