A frog in bed would be totally tired. For this joke totally is spelled toadally because a toad is a type of frog.
To explain the joke "what do you call a happy frog, answer hoppy" you have to understand puns. Hoppy is enough like happy that it can be substituted.
Would you call the frog a wet toad? Maybe you could call it a damp frog?
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What is a frog's favorite holiday? Hop-loween! The joke is that Hop-loween sounds similar to Halloween, but frogs like to hop.
This cannot be answered. This joke can be answered differently.
What do you call a tadpole that grew up in an ice cube
As far as i can find there is no such thing as a "frog motto" but i am sure that you can make it into a joke.
Yes. Why did the bee cross a crow with a frog is a joke.
Who's there? Frog. Frog who? Frogot. Let me check my ID
There are many different frog jokes that are told. One good frog joke that is told is "Why are frogs so happy?"...because they eat whatever bugs them.
Yes, because the bed is wet.
A bison with no friends is called a buffalony because of its shaggy manes. The answer to the joke is a buffalony because of its environment.