No.
the xbox 360 comes with all the cables you need
NO!
you can't hook up a wireless control to the xbox 360 just push on the buttom on the middle that depends did you mean a 360 controller or a PC gaming controller 360 controller-yes press the connect button on front of xbox and then on controller. PC controller-no has to be xbox 360 compatible
I tried that, and it doesn't work.
use your mums dildo
No, it is NOT wifi compatible but ps3 is.
Well, if you have Dial up, you can't connect to Xbox live. If you upgrade to High speed however, then all you need to do is to hook you 360 up to the Computer via Ethernet cable, or a wireless adapter, and a router for your computer.
There is two USB slots on the front of the xbox 360 behind the flap plug the usb wired controller into there
Updates will need an internet connection. You can just hook up your Xbox 360 to the internet, sign up for a silver membership and you will get updates.
Any version of the Xbox 360 will work with the Kinect, the only requirement is 175 mb of memory. If you are using an older Xbox 360 then you will also have to plug the Kinect into an outlet.
Ether use a ethernet cable from your router to the Xbox. Or hook it up wirelessly.