How would you catch an octopus to put in a tank?

Answer 1

You get a magician, which looks like a crab, and when the octopus eats the crab, the magiacian transports it back to the aquariam, and then the octopus eats the magician, and the staff go "Oh that's okay, we can get more magicians." But then the octopus eats the staff, but the mangager goes "Oh that's okay, we can hire more staff." But then the octopus eats the mangager, and a little girl comes on stage, and says "You just ate my daddy!"

And the octopus replies in a deep voice "Oh fine, I'll grant you one wish."

And the little girl goes"Okay, get in that tank"

The octopus goes "Oh, fine!" And gets in the tank, but not before he eats the little girl.

But the little girls ghost comes back and shuts the lid on tight, somehow....HUH!