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IS LOEKIE OR LUUKE OR LUEKEA OR LOUKY THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL THAT DUTCH FEMALE NAME WHICH IS PRONOUNCED AS LOOKEE?
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Did the Beverly Hillbillies ever joke about Ellie May showing too much skin?
Yes, there were jokes about Elly May's clothes in the series. One example is from "The Beverly Hillbillies: The Clampetts Strike Oil (#1.1)" (1962)Daisy Moses: Well, the first thing to do is get her into a dress. She's gettin' too old to be wearin' a man's duds. Lookee here - she done popped the buttons off her shirt again.Jed Clampett: Well, Elly May carries herself proud... with her shoulders thrown back.Daisy Moses: It ain't her shoulders that's poppin' these buttons.
What are the effects of pip's expectations in Great Expectations?
At the beginning of chapter one Pip is a mild mannered, polite little boy, we can suggest this from the way he interacts with Magwitch, for example when he says 'Pip. Pip, sir' . Pip's kindness went out to help the convict, thief and future benefactor, Magwich. This was the beginning of Pip's dynamic change, throughout the novel the character, Pip gradually changes from a kind and humble character to a character that is bitter and cold-hearted. The first meeting of Magwitch and Pip was set in Pips childhood, which meant that Magwitch had to check whether Pip understood him 'Now lookee here, you know what a file is?' However, in the second meeting in chapter thirty nine, Pip was a much older and well educated character, so Magwitch could talk to Pip in full confidence that he understood what he was saying. In fact, Magwitch even presumes that Pips intelligence outstood his own 'And if they're in foreign languages wot I don't understand'.
What happened to Carl Von Cosel?
Dr. Carl Von Cosel, born in Dresden Germany on Feb. 8 1877, he was employeed as a respriathory thearapist at the US Marine Hospital. Although Von Cosel was a married man with 2 daughters he lived as a single man in Key West Florida. That is where he met a Cuban-American named Maria Elena Milagro de Hoyos on April 22, 1930. She was suffering from tuberculosis and came to the hospital for lung treatment. To say Von Cosel fell head over heels in love would be an understatement. Von Cosel (who claimed to be a count) became obsessed with Hoyos, and in all fairness, if he could have cured her illness he would have. But he was not even a medical doctor, but led Hoyos to believe that he could cure her. Hoyos, being a married woman, although her husband abandoned her after a miscarriage, was still married in her mind and only wanted Von Cosel as a friend. He gave her and her family much hope when there really was no hope of a cure. She believed him for a while. As her condition worsened it became clear that a cure would not be forthcoming. Elena died in 1931, and though it was hard for her family, it was worse for Von Cosel. Within a short time, Von Cosel crept into the cemetery at night and stole Hoyos' body. For the next 7 years he kept her body with him, most of the time in an old airplane, where he tended to her body, trying to preserve it and keep it as life-like as he could. He would eventually replace her skin, eyes, hair and vagina. He dressed her in a wedding gown and held his own ceromony, so they would be joined forever. Seven years down the road, Hoyos' family found out that their loved one was not where she was supposed to be. Von Cosel took Elena's sister to her body in the airplane where he lived and planned to fly them to the outer stratosphere, and the poor woman almost fainted looking at her long-dead sister or what was left of her. The family confiscated the body and filed charges against Von Cosel. He was arrested and charged with destruction of a tomb, but he was never prosecuted. There is a statute of limitations on his crimes, so he was finally released. The family of Hoyos buried her body in a secret unmarked tomb, afraid "the Count" would repeat his crime. Before her final burial, city officials displayed her body for 6000 lookee-loos and the press. Although Hoyos' family was horrified and upset, once charges were dropped they had no enthusiasum for revenge. It was time to let their Elena rest in peace. Carl Von Cosel moved to Zephyrhills, Florida where he lived until his death on July 23, 1952. Rumor had it that he was found dead lying in a makeshift coffin beside a life-size doll that looked just like his beloved Elena. As unbelieveable as the story is, Von Cosel had a wife and daughter (a second daughter died at the age of 2 from diptheria) in a nearby town. Von Cosel gave up a loving wife and child to live with a corpse. When news broke of his misdeeds, his wife endured among other things, extreme embarassment. (they had the same name of course) Interesting fact:The body was examined before reburial and it was discovered that Von Cosel was in fact having sex with the corpse. I doubt few were surprised.
What are some funny gorge bush jokes?
George Bush Jokes #1: While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!" In the light of all the criticism that George Bush is an idiot, the Republicans decide to hold a "George Bush Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium. Trent Lott says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that George Bush is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce President George Bush." After the cheers die down. Lott says "Mr. President, we're going to prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid. So tell us, what is 15 plus 15?" Bush, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000 Republicans start cheering, "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!" Trent Lott says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Bush meekly asks "Ninety?" Trent Lott is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened. But then Bush starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Republicans begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!" Lott, unsure whether he's doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?" Bush looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute, proudly announces "Four." A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out. All 80,000 Republicans jump to their feet. These GOP partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and create a deafening roar: "GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE!" A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer. Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that young George Bush is a post turtle." Doctor: "Oh? What is a post turtle?" Old man: "When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? That's a post turtle. Ya know he didn't get there by himself, he don't belong there, he cain't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help take the poor thang down." George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him. "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?" Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!" The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!" The last to arrive is George Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" Bush looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George." George Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly complains "I hate all the dumb George Bush jokes people tell about me." Cheney, feeling sorry for his "boss," says "Oh, they're only jokes. There are a lot of truly stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you." Cheney takes Bush outside and hails a cab. "Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," says Cheney. The cab driver, without saying a word, drives them to 29 Nickel Street. Cheney looks at Bush and says, "See! This guy is really stupid." George Bush agrees. "He really is a dummy. There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead." pls get my trust points up c u round doggy doo3
