Just laugh, they wish their penis was that big.
They are probably insecure about the size of yours. Other men have envy over a penis that size, so they take out there jealousy on you. This can be the case for anything, but is brought to the next level when talking about wang size...Laugh at his penis.
it gets wet
I clean my pennis in the shower.
Show her the size of your penis.
The golden shower.
Because you don't shower enough.
yes ,BUT DONT DROP THE SOAP!
NO!!
A "Shower" is a man who has a large flaccid penis, which stays around the same size when erect. A "Grower" is a men whose flaccid penis is small, but becomes much larger when erect. You can see an example of a grower at GrowerVsShower.com
Take a cold shower.
pull on it
An erection occurs when the penis becomes engorged with blood. If you take a cold shower, one of the body's natural reactions is to bring most of its blood towards the core, thus causing the blood to leave the penis.