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Where is the windshield fluid pump located on a 2007 impala
In your closet
To remove the windshield trim on a 1968 Chevy Impala you will need a trim removal tool that has slides which can release the locking clips.
underneath the fluid reservoir
A 2006 Chevy Impala Lt has a fuse for the windshield washer located in the main engine compartment. It is contained within a water tight box at the right, rear of the compartment.
Begin by removing the hose from your windshield washer pump. Remove the windshield washer pump wiring harness. Remove the windshield washer pump retaining bolts. Reverse the process to install your new windshield washer pump.
It's either in the front windshield or the rear back glass.
Your spark plug gap info should be on a sticker in the engine compartment. On the front clip above the radiator. That's where it is on my 01 impala
The 2000-2010 Chevrolet Impala takes 22" replacement windshield wiper blades on both sides front.
See Windshield Wiper Blade Replacement on page 6-40 of your "Owner's Manual", under Section 6: Service and Appearance Care.....
Check the sticker on the inside of your door jamb. That information is usually located there on most cars.
It's at the base of the fluid reservoir under the right front fender.