Nothing, hamsters can eat cheese and dairy.
Nothing... Really, nothing at all.. but wouldn't you rather have a Cheese Burger?
You will become immortal and then choke forever on blue cheese sandwiches.
Nostradamus Ate My Hamster was created in 1996.
Nothing. Blue cheese is all ready "spoiled" since the blue comes from mold as the cheese ages. You will be all right.
Its likely that the hamster only put the newspaper in his cheek pouches to make into a bed later on. If he did eat it he should be absolutely fine. My hamster once ate some plastic and the vet said that was all fine so I think your hamster should not be harmed.
she would have to stay there for every food she ate
The most likely outcome by far is that nothing at all will happen out of the ordinary.
Nothing
Suspect 4, Gene Tics
Nothing would happen. You would just get a lot of calcium.
Nothing good!
You die.