If you drink a lot of water and take a lot of cranberry pills and drink cranberry juice will ice be out of your system by monday if you did it on Saturday?

Answer 1

Actually the ice will have melted when it entered your body and will be all gone within a number of hours through perspiration, urination, defacation and metabolic assimilation!!

But then, like the incredibly uneducated and idiotic gangster goofs of the 30's and 40's who called diamonds "ice" (thinking they were fooling somebody with this ever-so-cool secret code word), you are probably referring to today's ever-so-cool "ice" word, methamphetamine hydrochloride, usually called chrystal meth on the street. If you are a user of this drug it is safe to assume you are not bright enough to pronounce the actual name.

Anyway, back to the cranberry juice thing, you can rest assured that cranberry juice cures all kinds of dreadfull diseases, helps you to lose weight, eliminates wrinkles in old people (in fact makes them young again), replaces hair on the balding, cures incontinence, both renal and rectal, and increases sexual prowess to the titan level, expecially in old fat balding men who ride Harleys and Corvettes.

And will it cure your drug problem?? Yes!! Of course!! And if you stuff it all in the back end of a large rocket, you can fly to the moon.