nah
if your in Montana then you have buy the farmer a new cow
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
a city cow likes to buy lots of stuff then eat it, were as a farmer cow has sex with his cousin.
Where's my cow !!
it is illegal to hit a cow in India because the cow is god
He doesn't. Logically a farmer feeds his cows (or cow) hay, grain and silage or lets them out to the pasture.
OK, first thing first, what kind of farmer was he? If he was an ordinary farmer with an ordinary cow, he's nuts...Either way, he's a pretty bad farmer.
Farmer John find his missing cow quite easily actually. He simply went out to pasture and brought the cow back home.
The farmer cannot leave the cow and grass alone, because the cow will eat the grass. The farmer cannot leave the tiger and cow alone because the tiger will eat the cow. So, the farmer takes the cow across and leaves the tiger and grass. He swims back and gets the grass. He leaves the grass across and takes the cow back. He leaves the cow, and brings the tiger across. Then he goes back for the cow and brings it across. Now they are all across and the world is a happier place.
first go the farm, then take the cow, you need a truck since cows cant fit in cars, after you take the cow to your home. then get your shotgun and kill the cow, take all the meat and use whatever is left off the cow as carpet, also if a farmer comes to your house and finds out what happened to his cow, lock the farmer in your basment and torture him, after 5 days, the farmer must be dead, chop him up to pieces and add the pieces to your beef recipe, then at dinner invite your family, take out the beef out off the stove, and hav a nice dinner.
Farmer+cow=milk
Nothing.