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a city cow likes to buy lots of stuff then eat it, were as a farmer cow has sex with his cousin.
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Did you hear about the cow who kicked the old farmer?
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
What did the farmer say when he lost his cow?
Where's my cow !!
Why did the farmer feed the cow money?
OK, first thing first, what kind of farmer was he? If he was an ordinary farmer with an ordinary cow, he's nuts...Either way, he's a pretty bad farmer.
Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
He doesn't. Logically a farmer feeds his cows (or cow) hay, grain and silage or lets them out to the pasture.
is it illegal to kill a cow if your not a farmer?
nah
How did farmer john fing his missing cow?
Farmer John find his missing cow quite easily actually. He simply went out to pasture and brought the cow back home.
Why did the cow hate the farmer?
The farmer had no regard for the feeling of udders.
If a farmer has a tiger a cow and some grass and needs to cross the river how will he make it across?
The farmer cannot leave the cow and grass alone, because the cow will eat the grass. The farmer cannot leave the tiger and cow alone because the tiger will eat the cow. So, the farmer takes the cow across and leaves the tiger and grass. He swims back and gets the grass. He leaves the grass across and takes the cow back. He leaves the cow, and brings the tiger across. Then he goes back for the cow and brings it across. Now they are all across and the world is a happier place.
Who is mr.Kelly in cow called boy?
A farmer
How do make milk on alchemy?
Farmer+cow=milk
What did the cow say when the farmer sold the milk?
Nothing.
What is the occupation of a person with a cow?
Farmer or Cattle Rancher.
