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no his mother is his futher just like cartmans mom no his mother is his futher just like cartmans mom
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Is Chuck Norris the undertaker's name?
No, Chuck Norris is his own
Does Chuck Norris own the earth?
Though Chuck Norris is considered awesome by millions of people across the world, Mr. Norris does not own the Earth.
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or rainbow dash?
Chuck Norris he is his own weapon
What was Chuck Norris's stunt doubles name?
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris's stuntman. He's also the stuntman of every actor in Hollywood. Cuz he's just that awesome.
Can Chuck Norris own at everything?
No he owns you.
Could techno viking kill Chuck Norris?
It's possible, but he would need an omnipotent mixed with his own, God's (if Chuck Norris isn't God), and Chuck Norris' blood.
When was cuck Norris born?
Cuck Norris was Chuck Norris evil twin brother, well he was until Chuck Norris strangled him with his own umbilical cord and he was never herd of again...
Is it illegal to own a life-sized Chuck Norris doll in the US?
No, but do not taunt the Norris.
Has anybody ever beat up Chuck Norris before?
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
Why does Chuck Norris have his own category on WikiAnswers?
Mr. Norris has his own WA category because of the overwhelming interest in this American martial artist, actor and humanitarian. He has even created his own style of martial art. The outrageous humor of the fictional "Chuck Norris Facts" has re-catapulted him to the fore-front of the world stage, so he wrote his OWN book, The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book.
What is a Chuck Norris joke about peppers?
Chuck Norris eats peppers that are so hot, they will make YOUR eyes water! Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a pepper so hard that Mexico thought it had its own Space Shuttle!
What is Chuck Norris like?
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
