Is Chuck Norris the man?

The only man stronger than chuck Norris is chuck Norris.

The boogey man afraid of chuck norris.

Ask him! I dare ya! -Only Chuck Norris can whup up on Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris does iron mans stunts

Here are some. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris built the house he was born in. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves. Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed. Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris. Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Maybe this will help you. If Chuck Norris got in a fight with Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris would win. just kidding but Chuck Norris would win.

Chuck Norris is all powerfull he is the tankliest man of all!

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.

Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris would win the fight with Chucky because Good wins over Evil and Chuck Norris is a righteous man.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Chuck Norris is BETTER than jet li because he was in more movies and does a round house that CAN KILL U! Also Chuck Norris was the KING OF BATTLE , THE HEAD HANCHO , THE MAN! If you go on Google and type in where is chuck Norris and click the im feeling lucky.U can tottaly tell chuck Norris is better!!!

Chuck Norris does not rock, Rock chuck Norris'

Obviously because Chuck is The Man!

Here are some 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To bad he has never cried 2. Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with his ancestry, the man ate a frickin' Jeep 3. When the Bogey man goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris 4. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no life 5. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists 6. Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas 7. If you look up Chuck Norris on Google it will say you do not search for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris searches for you. 8. Deathophobia is a fear of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight. The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris. Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can hear Braille.

Chuck Norris checks under his bed if there's Bruce Lee

Man can never now such glorious words as the words that describe Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris obviously

You don't find Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris finds you.

you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you

Chuck Norris Doesn't Have Strokes, Strokes have Chuck Norris!

None, because Chuck chucked them already