Maybe this will help you. If Chuck Norris got in a fight with Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris would win. just kidding but Chuck Norris would win.
The answer to the question "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris" would be "A wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris."
The only man stronger than chuck Norris is chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would win the fight with Chucky because Good wins over Evil and Chuck Norris is a righteous man.
CHUCK NORRIS!
Slender man
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight. The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris. Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can hear Braille.
Chuck norris.
Chuck Norris does iron mans stunts
Chuck Norris is all powerfull he is the tankliest man of all!
Obviously, Chuck Norris. Batman is not real, and Chuck Norris could easily take Adam West, or any other Batmans/Batmen. Chuck Norris could take all Marvel Heroes at once, especially Iron Man.
Batman cause chukck norris can't fly or throw batmarangs