It certainly isn't. The charge for such an action would most likely be public indecency.
crapping umbrellas
No but crapping on it does
Go to the bathroom you idiot!
IT IS CALLED THE FLU A** HOLE
Yes, this is quite likely.
farting and crapping from billy Joel
You can stop it by parking in a garage or carport
It sure beats crapping in a hole in the ground.
your kidneys are crapping out
It would depend on the terms of the agreement between the trash hauling company and the customer. If the agreement allows for fuel surcharges or includes language that allows for additional charges, then it may be legal. However, if the customer did not agree to such charges or they are not stipulated in the agreement, the company may not be legally entitled to impose them. It is advisable to review the agreement and seek legal advice if necessary.
You wipe? I usually just take a shower
Slaping, crapping, mapping, anything that ends in ping or ing.