It certainly isn't. The charge for such an action would most likely be public indecency.
No, it is generally not legal to burn trash in residential areas due to environmental and health concerns.
crapping umbrellas
No but crapping on it does
IT IS CALLED THE FLU A** HOLE
Go to the bathroom you idiot!
Yes, this is quite likely.
farting and crapping from billy Joel
You can stop it by parking in a garage or carport
your kidneys are crapping out
It sure beats crapping in a hole in the ground.
You wipe? I usually just take a shower
Slaping, crapping, mapping, anything that ends in ping or ing.