Yes, so long as the ferret doesn't mind. Ferrets are peculiar creatures and often enjoy games such as dressing up.
You can dress up your ferret is he/she tolerates it. There are lots of clothing for ferrets as I have a fleece coat, bandanna, Halloween costumes and Christmas costumes for my ferret.
Yes
yes
Ferrets can not live on dog food, it does not have the right nutrients. Continued feeding could cause your ferret to die. You will have to put the dogs food in another area away from your ferret.
just put him/her on a diet
Hugely unlikely. A ferret is close in size to a Yorkie and would put up a nasty fight.
you mean like a leash? no.. there too small even a rat is too small. the smallest pet that can fit is a ferret or Guinnapig.
The dog suffers terribly and probably dies and you then get arrested by the police for cruelty to an animal.
NO, but you can use frontline plus for kittens on a ferret
On its face.
You slap them, then they might drop it. Then you put the clothing right were it belongs or you can throw it out if the dog bit it a lot of it off.
Try a ferret rescue, most rescues can put you in touch with one.
If you put a harness on your ferret to tight, then they can choke. you mostly wont have to worry about it.