Is the clown population declining?

research shows the decline in clowns is linked to the decline in clown cobblers. Further exacerbating the problem is the existing shoes are wearing out at similar rates to the decline in clowns. Simply put, there is a finite number of clown shoes, due to a clown cobbler shortage, train more clown cobblers and clown numbers will naturally increase, as dictated by Darwinian theory.