I love the way it fells, tastes, & that I can get or make more, I love that I can sqeeze it & sqwurt it across the room, I love it when my lady slurps & smears it on her body, I hate it when people waste it, I love ketchup & maynasie.
To make it stand, she holds it, to make it smooth, she licks it, to make it enter, she pushes it in....it's not easy to thread a needle.
I cant live without you, im dying to feel you at night, sweat is drippen down my body, I want you, I need you, come on you freaking air conditioner, WORK!!!
I love to play with them, some soft or hard, I love to grab them and play with them, I slap them when they dont follow orders, I love to grab & throw them on the bed & watch them bounce, I love my controlers.
I love the length & size of it, I love to shake it up & down, its awesome when stuff goes in & out of it, I love the taste of the stuff that comes out, I fell good when other people hold & play with it, I love my water bottle. ;)
One example of using "perverted" in a sentence is: "His perverted comments made everyone uncomfortable at the dinner party."
No, they are the exact opposite of perverted!
I put ketchup on everything! Ketchup on everything! Ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup on everything! In case it's not clear, I like ketchup. I have since I was a little pup, and that is why I wrote this song. Now here's a list of things I put ketchup on! Ketchup on salad, ketchup on toast, ketchup on potatoes, ketchup on pot roast, Ketchup on pudding, ketchup on biscotti, ketchup in the glove compartment when I'm riding shawty! Ketchup on string cheese, ketchup on waffles, ketchup on pickles, ketchup on falafel, ketchup alamode, ketchup on pie, ketchup is my entree with steak on the side! Ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup on everything! Ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup on everything! Ketchup on mustard, ketchup on mayo, ketchup on ketchup, I eat it everyday yo! Ketchup on my toothpaste, ketchup breath lingers! Ketchup on my chicken and my, lady fingers! Ketchup when it's cold, ketchup when I'm scooting, ketchup when it's hot and ketchup when it's tooting! Ketchup from squeeze bottles, ketchup from glass, ketchup in packets, you'll look like a blast! But when the ketchup won't come out, you don't have to scream and shout, Just tap three times on the back, tap tap tap! And get ready for your ketchupy snack, and if you still don't get it, You'll have to play ketchup, you'll have to play ketchup... We put ketchup on everything! Ketchup on everything! Ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything, (continues until it fades) (Laughing)
No, Pentecostals are not perverted. Why would you ask such a question?
Perverted-Justice was created in 2002.
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