Is your wife crazy

Answer 1

number 5 hits the spot......my wife is crazy. ---- You bet she's crazy. Here's the evidence:

1. If I go to bed before she's sleeping she will poke me in the side every 5 minutes until she falls asleep, says I'm snoring, even though she snores at least as loud as I do.

2. Calls me crazy if I talk to myself. Nothing wrong with it, I say.

3. In the morning she's nice, by evening she's a total witch, for no reason. Just giving me dirty looks and silent treatment.

4. All the time, she will say something to me, and then turn around 24 hours later and said she never said it, she likes to pick fights this way. eg. she said to pick up some earl grey tea, I wrote it down, and next day when I picked it up she got all angry and said "I told you to get Tetley!" No amount of arguing will convince her otherwise.

5. She's always right, I'm always wrong. No matter what, this is what she thinks.

6. Incapable of making decisions on her own. Gets upset when I ask her what she wants for dinner and when she says for me to decide and I do, she gets all upset and says "I don't want that!" no matter what I suggest.

I could go on, but I'm not sure how much space I have on this thing.