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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
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There was a frog that was trying to cross a road but he had no arms or no legs....so what do you get when you take the F out of frog and the F out of way?
The joke is. how did the frog with no legs corss the street. Take the F out of frog and whats that spell. (ROG) Now take the F out of way and whats that Spell. Theres no F'in way! Get it
What are some good jokes for teenagers?
Two good jokes for a teeenager would be something like... 1. Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? answer:He already tried. 2. Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles.
Why did the chicken get hit by a car?
Because it finally figured out why chickens cross the road. And now we may never know the answer to that old question "Why did the chicken cross the road?". How sad.
How do deer know they're supposed to cross at those yellow road signs?
That would be a challenge. Perhaps we need to set up a training program, so deer know where it is safe to cross the road. (Of course, this question is purely for humor value, and requires no answer.)
What did the chicken say to the turkey when he went to cross the road?
You "Crack" Me Up..not that funny
What are some of the best jokes?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!
Any funny but lame jokes?
Why did the tree cross the road? -Because it had to leave!
Name some good cheesy jokes?
Why'd the chicken cross the road-to get to the other side Why'd the gum cross the road-because it was stuck to the chickens foot Why'd the boy cross the road-to get his gum back
Ancient Greek Jokes?
why did the greek person cross the road? γιατί το κοτόπουλο διέσχισε το δρόμο (why did the chicken cross the road?) για να φτάσουμε στην άλλη πλευρά (to get to the other side!)
What are the baddest jokes?
What is the baddest jokes? That would definitely be the old Why did the chicken cross the road joke. They say that legendary joke has been around for over 10 years! A decade to be exact. There are more bad jokes like the vampire ones.
What are some jokes with moshi monsters in them?
Q. Why did the Zommer cross the road? A. To get to the secondhand shop. Q. What do you call Katsumas who sleep on chandeliers? A. A light sleeper.
What are the release dates for Mobi Jokes - 2006 Rules of the Road?
Mobi Jokes - 2006 Rules of the Road was released on: USA: 2006
Are there any good shakeapearean jokes?
Yeah these jokes are the coolest!If you wanna say "shut up" just say 'Bridle thy tongue'! (I know that's not hilariously funny but who cares what the heck!Whats William shakespears favourite food? Eggs and Hamlet!Why did William cross the road? To get to the nunnery! LOL!HOPE I MADE YOU LAUGH!
There was a frog that was trying to cross a road but he had no arms or no legs....so what do you get when you take the F out of frog and the F out of way?
The joke is. how did the frog with no legs corss the street. Take the F out of frog and whats that spell. (ROG) Now take the F out of way and whats that Spell. Theres no F'in way! Get it
What are some good jokes for teenagers?
Two good jokes for a teeenager would be something like... 1. Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? answer:He already tried. 2. Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles.
What was the fish that could cross the road?
salmon or trout i dont know
Why did the chicken get hit by a car?
Because it finally figured out why chickens cross the road. And now we may never know the answer to that old question "Why did the chicken cross the road?". How sad.
