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You "Crack" Me Up

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"Don't cross the road. You will never hear the end of it!"

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. :)

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DUDE.. I've been here for YEARS! And I still don't know why I'm doing it...

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I'll be bawk!

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

to go to pollo loco and kfc to see his mom and friends


When the owl and the pussycat went to sea what did they take with them?

"...They took some honey And plenty of money Wrapped up in a five-pound note."


What is the poem the animals went intwo by two?

The animals went in 2 by 2.hurrah hurrah x2 the animals went in 2 by 2. the elephant and the kangaroo and they all went into the ark all to get out of the rain the animals went in 3 by 3.hurrah hurrah x2 the animals went in 3 by 3. the wasp, the ant and the bumble bee and they all went into the ark all to get out of the rain the animals went in 4 by 4.hurrah hurrah x2 the animalls went in 4 by 4. the big hippopotamus stuck in the door and they all went into the ark all to get out of the rain the animals went in 5 by 5.hurrah hurrah x2 the animals went in 5 by 5.by hugging each other they kept alive and they all went into the ark all to get out of the rain the animals went in 6 by 6.hurrah hurrah x2 the animals went in 6 by 6.they laughed at the monkey because of his tricks and they all went into the ark all to get out of the rain the animals went in 7 by 7.hurrah hurrah x2 the animals went in 7 by 7.the little pig thought he was going to heaven and they all went into the ark all to get out of the rain the animals went in 8 by 8.hurrah hurrah x2 the animals went in 8 by 8.the turtle thought he was coming late and they all went into the ark all to get out of the rain the animals went in 9 by 9.hurrah hurrah x2 the animals went in 9 by 9.marching up in a long straight line and they all went into the ark all to get out of the rain the animals went in 10 by 10.hurrah hurrah x2 the animals went in 10 by 10.the last one up was the little red hen and they all went into the ark all to get out of the rain


When you went into the woods you got me. You hated me when you wanted to find me you went home with me because you wouldn't find me. What was it?

A splinter! :)


What is the poem that starts I went to the animal fair?

"I went to the animal fair" Written by William Cole in 1958

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Were does the silk road finish?

Istanbul, Turkey; but some claim it went as far as Tyre, Lebanon.


Is Africa part of the Silk Road?

No Africa is not a part of Silk Road, Pakistan is part of Silk Road ----- There were parts of the Silk Road that went through Africa. The Silk Road was not actually a road, but a network of transportation routes running from southern China, and other areas in the East, to Europe. The land routes went through central Asia and crossed Persia and Turkey. But there were sea routes, and one of these went around India and to the Red Sea, where one possible route was to cross to the Nile, travel down the Nile to the Mediterranean Sea, and cross to Europe from there. The sea routes became more important whenever the land routes were unsafe. The Silk Road was also not just for silk, but for spices, and some of these came from farther south in Africa, so some branches of the Silk Road went there. There were also branches to Indonesia. There is a link below to an article with a map showing different Silk Road routes.


Telephone number for blue cross hospital in ogba road ikeja lago?

Yes, there is a Blue Cross Hospital in Ogba, Ikeja Lagos. I went there once and the experience was good.


What kind of food did the native Americans in the region mountains eat?

mostly corn or other crops but sometimes they went hunting and ate pigs, turkey, chicken, or fish.


What is the famous road Marco polo traveled along?

The Silk road. Among other things Marco Polo brought to Europe was like gun powder and silk. The Silk road went from Europe cross all Asia to reach China.


Why did the ghost cross the road?

to go to pollo loco and kfc to see his mom and friends


Who called himself the eternal enemy of rome?

Sparticus made himself the ruler of Turkey and him and his Turkey army vowed that Rome had to go and that they were his enemy and they had Chicken for dinner in a giant feast and went and killed them all by screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and pushing them down a Turkey hole where all the Turkeys got to eat because they were dead. True Story.


What was the major road that went from Richmond to boonesborough?

The Wilderness Road


What did the chicken do once he crossed the road?

The chicken went to commit suicide because he hated people stealing it's eggs.


Is Justin bieber went to turkey before?

Yes


How much does a trip to Turkey cost?

A trip to Turkey cost 100,000 dollars-I think that's what it was when I went.


What nicknames did Leach Cross go by?

Leach Cross went by The Fighting Dentist.