They asked me `Are you sitting down?
Right? This is Universal Lotteries' ,
they said. `You' ve won the top prize,
the Ultra‑super Global Special.
What would you do with a million pounds?
Or, actually, with more than a million-
not that it makes a lot of difference
once you' re a millionaire.' And they laughed.
`Are you OK?' they asked ‑ `Still there?
Come on, now, tell us, how does it feel?'
I said `I just . . . I can't believe it!'
They said, 'That's what they all say.
What else? Go on, tell us about it.'
I said ` I feel the top of my head
has floated off, out through the window,
revolving like a flying saucer.'
'That's unusual' they said. 'Go on.'
1 said 'I'm finding it hard to talk.
My throat's gone dry, my nose is tingling.
I think I'm going to sneeze ‑ or cry.'
`That's right' they said, `don't be ashamed
of giving way to your emotions.
It isn't every day you hear
you're going to get a million pounds.
Relax, now, have a little cry;
we'll give you a moment . . . ' 'Hang on!' I said.
`I haven't bought a lottery ticket
for years and years. And what did you say
The company's called?' They laughed again.
'Not to worry about a ticket.
We're Universal. We operate
a Retrospective Chances Module.
Nearly everyone's bought a ticket
in some lottery or another,
once at least. We buy up the files,
feed the names into our computer,
and see who the lucky person is. '
`Well, that's incredible' I said.
`It's marvellous. I still can't quite . . .
I'll believe it when I see the cheque.'
`Oh, ' they said, `there 's no cheque.'
`But the money?' `We don't deal in money.
Experiences are what we deal in.
You've had a great experience, right?
Exciting? Something you'll remember?
That's your prize. So congratulations
from all of us at Universal.
Have a nice day!' And the line went dead.
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