There was a collision on the busiest motorway in the world Police have said there were jams everywhere. how is that joke funny?

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That's not even funny; what a pointless joke.
Actually, that sounds like an attempt at wry humor. If we are talking about Thailand or wherever, the traffic is so bad and jammed up everywhere, that nobody would even notice a collision, as the traffic would not flow any worse. Other drivers would likely be in the same places even hours after cleaning up the wreckage.
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