He's right behind you!
752, Chuck Norris can and will, that's all there is to it people. You just wait... Chuck will find you now... no one rhymes about Chuck Norris... NO ONE.
You do not know where Chuck Norris lives. Chuck Norris knows where you live.
No because Chuck Norris has better things to do.
i dont care about mr norris
only if you are chuck Norris you can slam a revolvig door
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could kick him right into the middle of next week.
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Man can never now such glorious words as the words that describe Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.