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When did Chuck Norris jokes start?
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
How to find Chuck Norris?
How to Find Chuck NorrisWiki won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.Suggestions:Run, before he finds youTry a different person
Where is Chuck Norris aka Chuckyboy?
Right behind you, funny boy.
Who would win Chuck Norris or kayako saeki?
You're kidding, right?
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
Were is Chuck Norris right now?
He's right behind you!
Could Chuck Norris kick James far?
Chuck Norris could kick him right into the middle of next week.
When did Chuck Norris jokes start?
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
Will Chuck Norris find you?
No, he has already found you. thats right, kiddies. don't check under your bed for monsters, check for chuck norris.
Are Chuck Norris jokes funny?
That is a personal opinion and therefore there is no right or wrong answer. However, I did hear that Chuck Norris counted to infinity...................................................................................................................twice.
How to find Chuck Norris?
How to Find Chuck NorrisWiki won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.Suggestions:Run, before he finds youTry a different person
Can a circle have right angels in it?
no. if it did it wouldent be a circle a circle can circumscribe a right angle a right angle whose vertex lies on a circle has sides that intersect the circle's diameter.
Where is Chuck Norris aka Chuckyboy?
Right behind you, funny boy.
Who would win Chuck Norris or kayako saeki?
You're kidding, right?
What is angle of inscribed in semi circle?
A right angle triangle can fit into a semi-circle
Have scientists found the opening to heaven?
Yes, its right in Chuck Norris' back yard
What kind of angle is a quarter?
A quarter of a circle is a right angle.
