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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Here are some
1. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. To bad he has never cried
2. Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with his ancestry, but the man ate an Indian
3. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
4. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no life
5. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
THE FUNNIEST OF ALL TIME:
Kids wear Superman underwear, but Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
this is funnyer
chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a semi some of his jiz got in to the gas tank
this truck is now known as optimas prime
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendys.
What else can I help you with?
Greatest movies of all time?
anything with chuck Norris in it .. or tupac or soggy bottom boys
Is donkey kong awesome?
Of course he is he is probably the greatest character of all time with chuck Norris and Barack Obama
Can Chuck Norris travel through time?
no
When did Chuck Norris invent time?
He didn't.
How did Chuck Norris count to infinity twice?
Infinite... twice. Chuck Norris can also win a game of connect four in 3 turns. Chuck Norris does not wear a watch....because he decides what the time is.
Where did Chuck Norris travele?
Through time and space.
Has anybody ever beat up Chuck Norris before?
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
What is Chuck Norris like?
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke of all eternity?
chuck Norris can drown a fishchuck Norris can fly further than the artic ternchuck Norris has a night like not because he is afraid of the dark because the dark is afraid of him.chuck Norris can defeat the Chinese army with one hand behind his back.who does the boogeyman check in the closet for? Chuck NorrisChuck Norris born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands7.Chuck Norris Doesn't wear a watch . . . . he decides what time it is8.Chuck Norris had sex on a semi once some of the sperm got in the engine.... Optimas Prime was born.9.Chuck Norris once ate 3 72 ounce steaks in one hour........ he spent 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.10.Chuck Norris does not go hunting because hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.11.Chuck Norris was bit by a snake. After 5 days of Excruciating pain... the snake died.12.I don't know why people call it Chuck Norris jokes. The proper way is Chuck Norris Facts.13.There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.14.There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.15.Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.16.Chuck Norris died hundreds of years ago, death is just too scared to do anything about it
What rank did Chuck Norris leave the military at?
chuck Norris did not leave the military the military left chuck Norris in fear
Will Chuck Norris get you?
chuck Norris can get anyone at anytime and at anyplace. the one person who he has yet to face or get is Frederick Lehman!and last time we checked Fred is still waitting. bring it chuck.
Did chuck Norris the actor pass away?
At the time of replying (November 8th 2016) - Chuck Norris is very much alive !
