merkins, jerkins
Jerkin'. How about Shirkin'? Workin'?
Actually they don't. Only Merkins ridiculously think they do.
Lisa Haas has: Played Dyke Dollar in "Dyke Dollar" in 2009. Played Jane in "Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same" in 2011. Performed in "It Gets Bitter" in 2012. Played Margaret in "The Foxy Merkins" in 2013. Played Sandy in "New Nanci Gaglio Project" in 2014.
According to SOWPODS (the combination of Scrabble dictionaries used around the world) there are 1 words with the pattern MERK---. That is, seven letter words with 1st letter M and 2nd letter E and 3rd letter R and 4th letter K. In alphabetical order, they are: merkins
According to SOWPODS (the combination of Scrabble dictionaries used around the world) there are 2 words with the pattern ME-K--S. That is, seven letter words with 1st letter M and 2nd letter E and 4th letter K and 7th letter S. In alphabetical order, they are: meekens merkins
According to SOWPODS (the combination of Scrabble dictionaries used around the world) there are 3 words with the pattern M-RK-N-. That is, seven letter words with 1st letter M and 3rd letter R and 4th letter K and 6th letter N. In alphabetical order, they are: marking merkins morkins
According to SOWPODS (the combination of Scrabble dictionaries used around the world) there are 8 words with the pattern -E-KI-S. That is, seven letter words with 2nd letter E and 4th letter K and 5th letter I and 7th letter S. In alphabetical order, they are: jerkies jerkins merkins perkins selkies tekkies welkins weskits
According to SOWPODS (the combination of Scrabble dictionaries used around the world) there are 6 words with the pattern M-RK--S. That is, seven letter words with 1st letter M and 3rd letter R and 4th letter K and 7th letter S. In alphabetical order, they are: markers markets markkas markups merkins morkins
According to SOWPODS (the combination of Scrabble dictionaries used around the world) there are 10 words with the pattern MER-I--. That is, seven letter words with 1st letter M and 2nd letter E and 3rd letter R and 5th letter I. In alphabetical order, they are: mercies mercify merging merkins merling merlins merrier merries merrily mersion
According to SOWPODS (the combination of Scrabble dictionaries used around the world) there are 6 words with the pattern M--K-NS. That is, seven letter words with 1st letter M and 4th letter K and 6th letter N and 7th letter S. In alphabetical order, they are: malkins mawkins meekens merkins miskens morkins
Primarily .... Dan Abramowicz (1967-1973), Bob Newland (1971-1974), Joel Parker (1974-1977), Larry Burton (1975-1977), Don Herrmann (1975-1977), Tinker Owens (1976-1980), John Gilliam (1977), Ike Harris (1978-1981), Wes Chandler (1978-1981), Guido Merkins (1981-1985), Jeff Groth (1981-1985), Lindsay Scott (1982-1985).