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Some lame jokes:
1. A girl walked into a bar and said 'ouch'.
2. 'Why did the toilet roll down the hill?' 'To get to the bottom'
And some more...
1. Why did Jared fall off his bike? His dad threw a refrigerator at him.
2. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms.
3. What is brown and sticky? A stick.
4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
5. Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To blend in with a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (no) So it works.
6. There are two fish in a tank, the first one says, "You drive, I'll man the gun."
7. A fish swims into a wall and he says, "Dam."
8. There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here." and the other muffin goes, "OHMYGOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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What are some good tell jokes?
I'm an orange!
How do the solve the conflict in diary of a wimpy kid the third wheel?
He wrote it because he just got bored at his ex-girlfriends house so he decided to write some bad books with bad jokes in them.
Where can one find some corny jokes?
Corny jokes many be found at the Funny or Die website. One may also find corny jokes at A Corny Joke a Day, Iowa Source, Great Clean Jokes, The Oatmeal and Fat Wallet.
What are some good jokes to tell a girl?
Make me a sandwich.
Why are most jokes lame?
Knock knock jokes are common and is one of the worst jokes! Have you heard the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" it was simply the worst joke ever which was classic and very popular. Although most jokes don't make people laugh, there are some nonsense jokes that are funny too. It depends on the character or how you say it. Example: You act like a crazy fool and sound weird. Once you tell the joke it will be funny.
Where can one find information on bad jokes?
Information regarding bad jokes can be found on RinkWorks, Good Bad Jokes, 365 Bad Jokes, The Oatmeal, Quickmeme, Dads Bad Jokes, Cheezburger, and Angelfire.
How bad can jokes really be?
Jokes can be bad like horible jokes or they could be mean. Mean jokes can be funny, but don't over use them.
Why are you bad at yo mama jokes?
Telling jokes depends greatly on timing. That depends on practice.
Why are there so many jokes about blondes that are bad?
Simply as a result of there being so many jokes made up!
Are jokes funny?
Jokes do not have to be funny. But if they are not funny, they are not really jokes! There are bad jokes and there are good jokes. Good jokes are better. Bad jokes can be embarrassing........It would be interesting if someone could tell us what makes something funny, but there not be an answer to that. You just have to know it when you see it, I guess!
What is round and bad-tempered?
A lazy old teacher
Why do people make cheesy jokes?
WHY do people make cheesy jokes?? Seriously???? The answer is pretty obvious to me---- some people are just really bad at comedy. It's as simple as that. Another reason is that some people are just stupid, and don't have a good sense of humor.
Know any jokes that goes why do bees make bad?
Why do bees make bad comedians? Because their punchlines are always stinging!
When was Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends created?
Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends was created in 1985.
What are some mother jokes?
Find Yo Mamma jokes on Youtube.
Are jokes about Christopher Reeve in bad taste?
Not at all, they are just crud.
What are some good inside jokes?
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
