What are some funny bird jokes?

what kind of hat does a penguin where? an ice cap!
what do you get when a canary gets caught in a lawnmower? shredded tweet
why did the bird make fun of everyone? it was a mocking bird!
what do you call a bird that's been eaten by a cat? a swallow!
what do you call the second bird that's been eaten by a cat? an after dinner tweet!
One day, a man walked into a bird shop carrying a beak. "I'm looking for a bird to match this beak." he said to the owner. "No problem," said the owner. "I've got one that will fit the bill."
where can you find out more about ducks? in a duck-tionary!
why did the teacher send the duck out of the classroom? He was making wise quacks!
how do baby birds know how to fly? They just wing it!
if a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel!
why did the duck become a spy? He was good at quacking codes!
Why did the rooster cross the road? To show that he wasn't a chicken!
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of lipstick. The cashier says, "that will be $1.94," and the duck replies," just put it on my bill."
what should you say if someone throws a goose at a duck? Duck, duck, goose!
A magician has been working on a cruise ship doing the same act for many years. The audiences like him, and they change often enough that he doesn't have to worry about finding new tricks. But the captain's parrot sits in the back row and watches him night after night, year after year. after a while, the parrot figures out how the tricks work and start giving the secrets away to the audiences. When the magician makes a bouquet of flowers disappear, for instance, the parrot squawks, "Behind his back! Behind his back!" Well, the magician gets really annoyed at this, but he doesn't know what to do since the parrot belongs to the captain. One day, the ship springs a leak and sinks. The magician manages to grab hold of a plank of wood and floats on it. The parrot flies over and sits on the other end. They drift for 3 days without speaking. On the mourning of the 4th day, the parrot looks over at the magician and says, "Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship? ☆