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what kind of hat does a penguin where? an ice cap!
what do you get when a canary gets caught in a lawnmower? shredded tweet
why did the bird make fun of everyone? it was a mocking bird!
what do you call a bird that's been eaten by a cat? a swallow!
what do you call the second bird that's been eaten by a cat? an after dinner tweet!
One day, a man walked into a bird shop carrying a beak. "I'm looking for a bird to match this beak." he said to the owner. "No problem," said the owner. "I've got one that will fit the bill."☆
where can you find out more about ducks? in a duck-tionary!
why did the teacher send the duck out of the classroom? He was making wise quacks!
how do baby birds know how to fly? They just wing it!
if a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel!
why did the duck become a spy? He was good at quacking codes!
Why did the rooster cross the road? To show that he wasn't a chicken!
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of lipstick. The cashier says, "that will be $1.94," and the duck replies," just put it on my bill."☆
what should you say if someone throws a goose at a duck? Duck, duck, goose!
A magician has been working on a cruise ship doing the same act for many years. The audiences like him, and they change often enough that he doesn't have to worry about finding new tricks. But the captain's parrot sits in the back row and watches him night after night, year after year. after a while, the parrot figures out how the tricks work and start giving the secrets away to the audiences. When the magician makes a bouquet of flowers disappear, for instance, the parrot squawks, "Behind his back! Behind his back!" Well, the magician gets really annoyed at this, but he doesn't know what to do since the parrot belongs to the captain. One day, the ship springs a leak and sinks. The magician manages to grab hold of a plank of wood and floats on it. The parrot flies over and sits on the other end. They drift for 3 days without speaking. On the mourning of the 4th day, the parrot looks over at the magician and says, "Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship? ☆
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What are a few funny bird jokes?
Once upon a time, there was a girl that was so blond, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff. Not really ABOUT the bird, but I thought it was pretty funny.
What are some funny jokes about Shakespeare?
How funny he looks!! heh heh!
What are some funny jokes in Spanish?
¿Por qué el libro de matemáticas estaba triste? ¡Porque tenía demasiados problemas! ¿Por qué los pájaros no usan Facebook? Porque ya tienen Twitter.
What are funny jokes called?
Funny jokes Hey, that's a joke, what are funny jokes called? Funny jokes! that's a joke, too!
What is funny about dirty jokes?
Some people think it is funny but not for some some people that like dirty jokes are the one who say swear words and have the dirty stuff with females su dont get intrasted in those jokes
What FUNNY Jokes?
Funny jokes are the ones that make you laugh!
What are some funny jokes about Theodore roosevelt?
jomama
What are some money jokes?
you have no money. haha, that's funny...
What are some funny jokes about starfish in a population?
because it is a population
Where would one find some funny questions?
One would find funny questions from Freemake, Fun-Stuff, Jokes Clean, Sport Jokes, Funny Free Jokes, Cool Buddy, Blonde Jokes and Men Jokes. Laughing when someone cracks a joke is known to make people happy and healthy.
Where will you find some good clean jokes?
funny jokes in the app section through your smart phone
Why do I not laugh at other peoples jokes?
Every individual has a different sense of what they feel is funny regarding a joke. Some people do not mind harmless jokes, while other people do not find crude or rude jokes funny at all. Perhaps the jokes told are simply not that funny to you and it is fine if you don't laugh at jokes. Everyone has that option.
