What are some funny friend quotes?

Answer 1

Well, I'm like some comedian gal in my grade :O But yeah Uhm, 1. She looks just like a mutated rat..She mustve got tips from yoo mom! 2. Don't drink water fish have sex in it! 3. If they say money doesn't buy happiness then say, "then apparently they don't know where to shop!'" 4. This is ghettoes than my ghetto :O 5. Does my finger look Spanish?!

Answer 2

1. "Friends are like Bras - close to your heart and there for support."
2. "I love how we can look at each other and know exactly what we're thinking... and then burst out laughing for no reason."
3. "Good friends don't let you do crazy things alone. They join in and make it crazier."

Answer 3

onet thing that's hilarious is when someone says something you automatically reverse it for example:

works with pretty much anything

but something better is just saying some thing out of the blue like im waiting for that purple dinosaur to eat the yellow skittle so it can rain unicorns and we all smile and other stuff like him would be:

Kylee: that's a funny show

Bob: your ugly

Abby: TACOS!

Bubblefort:Chiken fried buffalo wings.

Answer 4

heres one; "only your best friend will make you cry; just because your laughing so hard"

Answer 5

you could say something like.....hey buddeh,ready for somethin hardcore