What are some good comebacks when someone insults Texas?

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good combacks that i come up with i'm very tall and people always bring up my height in there insults at first i had very low self esteem but after insulting somebody after they said something rude it made me feel confident these are some insults that can bring up your confidence and some of them aren't insults just ways to let the person know that you could care less about what they think of you. If they say something like you're ugly i say back calmly like oh really me? well i guess you don't own a mirror and keep your head high and act like you could care less if you do care don't let it get to you it's just an idiotic person trying to mess with your emotions if you can't think of anything right away and its a shock out of nowhere insult say ummm you're stupid say to them oh so we have something in common don't we kill them with kindness they will be able to tell that you could care less. Killing them with kindness your annoying or ugly or fat whatever just say i'm sorry you think that. If they are the type of person who gets physical and say something mean just look at them like you're trying to study there features ok they call you ugly look at them and say ok and make sure u are smiling if there not stupid they will be able to tell that u think they're ugly or your just excepting it and it doesn't bother you hope that helped