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What are some good potato jokes?

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JGDrocks11

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13y ago
Updated: 8/20/2019

How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.

What do you call a baby potato? A small fry!

What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!

Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.

Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.

Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.

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