What are some good riddles?
A lady walks in to a store with her Resume. She gives it to the owner, and he says: "Wow! Yesterday, a lady who looks just like you with the same last name came in here with the same Resume. The only difference is the first name. Are you two twins?" "Oh, not at all." she says. How is that possible?
Answer: They are triplets, not twins.
Q: I am round. Sometimes I'm light sometimes I'm dark sometimes I'm both. Many people want to walk on me but few ever will. What am I?
A: The moon
What can you see, weighs nothing, and can make a barrel lighter?
I'm often held but rarely touched. If you use me with your wit it can help you get what you want. What am I?
A tongue. ---
I have land without mountains, rivers without water, and cities without people. What am I?
A Riddle: A rich family lives in a round house, when the parents came back for their dinner date their baby was dead. The daughter said she was playing with her dolls, the son said he was playing outside in the garden, the maid said she was dusting corners, and the butler said he was baking pies who killed the baby?
Answer: It was the maid because she said she was dusting corners when they live in a round house.
Another Riddle: Jake's mother has four kids the first born was named North, the second born was named South, and the third born was named East. What's the last born child's named?
Answer: It's Jake because its his mother(p.s i wonder who would name their kids north south east and west)
Riddle: A judge rides into a camping site. A man from the camping site goes up to the judge and asks him if he would like to come to the camping site to celebrate the marriage of his beloved daughter. The man said there will be a huge feast and party (and no one can say no to parties). So the judge gratefully accepts the invite and everyone at the camp site had a blast.
The next day the daughter of the man who invited the judge, yelled, saying, "Someone stole the wedding rings!" The judge decides to help and gives everyone in the camp a stick. Then he tells them that the person who stole the rings will have their stick grow 2 inches. The next day every one in the camp site showed their sticks BUT none of their sticks grew, who stole the rings?
Answer: It was the judge because he didn't give himself a stick.
Riddle: An airplane crashes in the middle of an ocean. Every single person on the plane dies except a married couple. How is this possible?
Answer: Because they were married the joke says every SINGLE person.
Joke: What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Joke: Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?
Answer: "So just finish your vegetables."
Riddle: Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Riddle: What types of words are these: Madam, civic, eye, level.
Answer: They are palindromes; they read the same both ways.
Short Riddle: What ends everything always?
Answer:The letter "g".
Riddle: When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don't have me. What am I?
Answer: A secret
Joke: What would happen if all the people in America got a pink car?
Answer: We would be a pink carnation.
Here's a really good one: A man was in the courtroom and the judge says to him: "You need to state something. if it is true, you will be sent to four years in jail. If it is false, you will be sent six years in jail. The man said his statement and the judge decided to let him go. What did the man say?
Answer: The man said, "You will give me 6 years in jail."
It's a paradox .... think about it...... if it is true, he will be sent 4 years..... but, that would make it false, so he would have to send him 6 years........ but that would make it true ... and so on.
What starts with a letter, ends with the same letter, and has a letter inside? (it's a word)
A: an envelope
Three people were on a boat in the middle of the ocean. The boat flipped over completely, but only two of them got their hair wet. Why was this so?
A: he was bald