What are some great riddles you can use?

Answer 1

A blonde and a brunette walk into a building. You'd think that one of them would've seen it.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems!

Two cows talk in a field. "Moo," says the first cow. "I was just about to say that!'' said the second cow.

Sally only likes certain things. Sally likes red, but doesn't like yellow. Sally likes chestnuts, but doesn't like lollipops. Sally likes ice cream, but doesn't like stopping. Sally doesn't like Rebecca Black, but, then again, who does?

Anyway, what does Sally dislike?

(SPOILER)

Sally doesn't like words that have two of the same consonants back to back.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c----

MOO!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Toad.

Toad who!

Toad you that I know lots of funny jokes.

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A Chicago man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says "Sometimes, it gets pretty uncomfortable down here."

"No problem: I'm from Chicago," the man says.

So the devil turns up the temperature to 100 and the humidity to 80. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine.

"No problem: it's just like Chicago in June," the man says.

So, the devil turns up the temperature to 150 and the humidity to 90. The man is sweating a little, but, overall, he looks comfortable.

"No problem: it's just like Chicago in July," the man says.

So now the devil turns up the temperature to 200 and the humidity to 100. The man is sweating profusely and has taken off his shirt. Otherwise, he seems okay.

"No problem: it's just like Chicago in August," the man says.

Now, the devil is really perplexed. So, he turns down the temperature to -150. Immediately, the humidity in the air freezes, and Hell becomes a frigid, barren wasteland.

The devil is shocked to discover the man jumping up and down and cheering in obvious delight. The devil asks the man what's going on.

The Chicago man replies "THE CUBS WON THE World Series! THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!"

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Q: How do you make time fly?

A: Throw a clock out the window!

Q: "The red guy lives in the red house. The blue guy lives in the blue house. The purple guy lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House?"

A: The President!

Q: What is brown and sticky?

A: A stick

Q: My cousin is a runway model, but where?

A: At the airport!

Q: Why is six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven ate (eight) nine!

Q: How you get down from an elephant?

A: You don't; you get down from a duck!

Q: Two elephants want to go swimming, but the life guard says that they can't go. Why?

A: They only had one pair of trunks between them.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A: Because there was a Chik-fil-a.

A. To show the opossum that it could be done.

Q: What do sharks and computers have in common?

A: They both have megabytes.

Q: A cowboy went into a town on Friday and stayed for three days. Then he left on Friday. How did he do this?

A: He went into a town on a horse named Friday.

Q: Soft as a petal that falls from a tree, the more I dry, the wetter I'll be. What am I?

A: A sponge or a towel.

Q: I run all day and never walk. I tell you something, but I do not talk. What am I?

A. A clock. (Not a watch, because you can watch anything!)

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You don't; blondes are born that way.

Q: There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They are all in third grade. Who's the oldest?

A: The blonde. She's 18.

Q: Why was the blonde mad at her drivers license?

A: She got an F on sex.

Q: Why is a blonde tip toeing past the medicine cabinets?

A: She doesn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

Q: Why was Bigfoot really mad at his cousin?

A: She said "You're too scared to growl at a girl."

Q: What did the blonde do when she saw the YMCA sign?

A: She said "Haha! they spelled MACY's wrong!"

Answer 2

1. What starts out on four legs, ends up on two, then has three, and finally on wheels? A human. Explaination: Babies crawl on all fours, then learns how to walk, gets old and needs a cane, and finally, needs a wheelchair. 2. Take me out and scratch my head. I once was black but now am red! What am I? A match. Explanation: Before a match is lit it is black. You need to kinda scratch it to light it. Fire is red. 3. What has four "eyes" but can't see? Missisipi. Explaination: There are four Is in Missisipi. Hope you like these riddles!

Answer 3

What Has 4 I's but cant see? Mississippi!

What gets dryer as its getting wet? a towel!

Ask what the person's name is, ask what the color of the sky is, and ask what the opposite of down is. You'll end up with, [the persons name] blew up.

[The last one is not really a riddle, but it's fun!]

Also there's more hard ones like:

1. A farmer has a bag of grain, a chicken, and a fox. The farmer must travel to the other side of the river in his boat but the boat can only hold the farmer and one other item. The Chicken and Grain cant be together. The fox and chicken cant be together how does he cross the river?

Answer

You first take the chicken to the river in the boat leaving the fox and the grain, you leave the chicken at the other side, then you go back and take grain to the other side of the river also, but when you leave to get the fox, you bring the chicken back to where it first was, then the farmer picks up the fox, and leave the chicken behind and brings him to the other side of the river, and lastly he goes back to the original side of the river and brings the chicken over to the fox and the grain.

2. A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?

Answer

Yet.

3. A man and his son were in a car accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The surgeon said "I can't operate, for that's my son!" How is this possible?

Answer

The surgeon is his mother

Answer 4

I'm thing of a word... It's seven letters It's greater than God More evil than the devil Poor people have it Rich people need it If you eat it you die What word am I thinking of? The answer is nothing. Nothing is seven letters Nothing us greater than God Nothing is more evil than the devil Poor people have nothing Rich people need nothing If you eat nothing you die.

Answer 5

Ask them what makes you stop but backwards you can cook with= stop sign...... do ya get it:) or what do you call a bad pasta an antipasta!