What are some light bulb jokes?

Answer 1

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The bulb will change itself when it realizes it needs to change.

Q: How does your least favorite celebrity figure change a light bulb?
A: They just hold up the bulb, since the whole world revolves around them.

Q: How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The bulb turns itself in.

Q: How many nuclear scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to actually change it and the other six to debate how to safely dispose of the old one for thousands of years.

Q: How would a light bulb be changed if it were treated like someone seeking gender reassignment?
A: First the socket would have to meet with a therapist for 3 months to see if it really needs a new bulb. Then the electricity is turned on for up to a year. The socket will have to go and get its name changed, pretend to be changed, get ridiculed for having a non-working bulb, and save up to pay for the new bulb. Then the socket has to get approval letters from its therapist and a psychiatrist. Then it would have to visit an electrician specializing in bulb-reassignment, and it is told that it switch has to be turned off for a week or two prior to the bulb change operation to help prevent complications. Then after the procedure, there is a risk of complications, and it may face being outed as being the socket that once contained a bad bulb, and ridiculed for that. Plus organizations for sockets that want to keep their old bulbs and organizations for people who do inappropriate things with light bulbs will claim that socket as a member, whether the socket supports or condones such things or not.

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but nobody has any idea how they got inside the bulb.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just Juan.

Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb.
A: Three. One to change the bulb and two to design the t-shirts about it.

Answer 2

One lightbulb named Phil had really bad breath so he asked his friend if he had any mints and the response was, Really Phil, a mint? This joke may be corny but Phil really needed a mint!