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What are some science jokes?

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Anonymous

15y ago
Updated: 8/17/2019

What did the penny say to the water drop? lets do some cohesion!


A beaker walked into a bar...
and cracked!


What do you get when you cross two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom?
what-er!


What did the heart say to the lungs?
pass the oxygen... with your alveoli!


A piece of Pizza passed through the esophegus, stomach, small intestine, and large intestine. Where did he end up?
in the toilet!


Abraham Lincoln, Jessica Simpson, and three and a half Mexicans are on a plane. Abraham Lincoln says...
science jokes only!!!

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