What did the penny say to the water drop? lets do some cohesion!
A beaker walked into a bar...
and cracked!
What do you get when you cross two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom?
what-er!
What did the heart say to the lungs?
pass the oxygen... with your alveoli!
A piece of Pizza passed through the esophegus, stomach, small intestine, and large intestine. Where did he end up?
in the toilet!
Abraham Lincoln, Jessica Simpson, and three and a half Mexicans are on a plane. Abraham Lincoln says...
science jokes only!!!
I knew an hermit, who could sense emotions, his name was: Sensein Mushion.
Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends was created in 1985.
Find Yo Mamma jokes on Youtube.
Some of the Joke resources for jokes of the day are that people submit different jokes, and then they are voted on to see which ones are the best ones.
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
Some good family friendly jokes in Hindi can be found on many different websites online. A couple of those websites are Jokes Duniya and Waffa. Some of the jokes are called Jokes in Hindi, Pathan Joke Zabardast and Bond Meets a Tamil Guy.
Punjablinks is a website that features many types of Punjabi jokes. Some other sites that have these kinds of funny jokes are Funenclave and Ludhianaonline.
I found two EM spectrum jokes. Whether they are good, let the reader decide:An XKCD comic about the electromagnetic spectrum (please see the related link)and this (funny?) valentine:Roses reflect a light frequency at one end of the visibleelectromagnetic spectrum,Violets reflect a light frequency at the other end of the visible electromagnetic spectrum,Sugar is C12H22O11,And you release the endorphins in my brain.
dang i really only know blonde jokes sry
When men are trying to make some gossip jokes with some spice of real essence.
Some people think it is funny but not for some some people that like dirty jokes are the one who say swear words and have the dirty stuff with females su dont get intrasted in those jokes