What are the little painful lumps on the side of your leg that hurt to touch and have a hard top?

The scientific name for these bumps is Gluzomniachloffyril (Glue-Zom-Nee-Ah-Cloff-Ril), You usually get these from having sexual intercourse with monkey's, Goat's, Sheep and other such animals, therefore are very common with people who molest animals.

Another way of getting these bumps is from eating or drinking near these such animals.

These bumps are highly contageous and spread through direct contact with skin, there is no known cure for this infection.