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What are the lyrics to the Free Credit Report commercials?

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2012-03-18 14:34:56 Commercial Lyrics

The singer's name is Eric Violette.


They say a man should always dress for the job he wants

So why am I dressed like a pirate in this restaurant

It's all because some hacker stole my identity

Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea

Should'a gone to free credit report dot com (Yee-Ha)

I could'a seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb

They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts

So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts

Dream Girl

Well, I married my dream girl

I married my dream girl

But she didn't tell me her credit was bad

So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb

We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's

No we can't get a loan

For a respectable home

Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card

If we'd gone to free credit report dot com

I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

New Car

Well I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me?

A cool Convertible or an SUV?

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,

Cuz' now I'm drivin' off the lot in a used Subcompact.

F-R-E-E that spells free,

Credit report dot com baby.

Saw their ads on my T.V.

Thought about going, but was too lazy.

Now instead of lookin' fly & rollin' phat,

My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed


F-R-E-E that spells free,

Credit report dot com baby.

Renaissance Fair

I was getting depressed 'cause of all the stress I was feeling

at home

Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever

I'd go

Thought I'd move to a place where my credit could stink and

nobody would care

I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a

Renaissance Fair!

Free Credit Report dot com!

Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom!

Never mind, they've been singing our songs

Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on!

So if you're not into fake sword fights,

Pointy slippers or green wool tights

Take a tip from a knight who knows

Free Credit Report dot com, let's go!

Rock Star

When you're a rock star,

You get to party hard.

Champagne and caviar,

Tricked out exotic cars.

That's just how I thought it'd be,

'cept the party's not for me,

'Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID.

Free what?

Free credit report dot com.

That's the site I'm gonna hit when I go home.

They know how credit works.

They send email alerts.

Now I'm findin' out how bad reality hurt's .


Check it out gas prices blowing up sky high

Ditched my used sub-compact for a 2 wheel drive

Now I'm rolling eco-friendly, but I still look bad

When the bike store saw my credit

They said this is all they had

I'm singin'

F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I


RE to the PORT to the dot to the com

Come on everybody grab your bikes and sing along

It's Easy!!

Roller Coaster

Buckle up everybody cause were taking a ride

It can strain your relationships and hurt your pride

Its the credit roller coaster

And as you can see it kinda bites

So sing the lyrics with me

When your debt goes up your score goes down

When you pay a little off it goes the other way around

Its just the same for everybody

Every boy and girl

The credit roller coaster makes you wanna hurl

So throw your hands in the air and wave em around

Like a wannabe frat boy trying to get down

Then bring em right back to where your laptops at.

Log on to stat!

Cell Phone

Wanted to get myself a new cell phone

So I could hear myself as a ringtone

Who knew the store would go

And check my credit score?

Now all they let me have is this dinosaur!

Hello hello hello, can anybody hear me?

I know I know I know, I should have gone to


That's where I should have gone,

Could have got my knowledge on.


We were stuck in a basement apartment

Tiny rooms the sun never blessed

So when we needed space for a family

Set our sites on the wide open West!

Well I thought we'd see Sierra Vistas,

And breathe air pure as new-fallen snow,

But my poor credit score was a sinker

Now we rent by the week in Reno!

Old Man (Golf Course)

A young man with ambition met an old man at the top

Asked him if he had a secret and the old man stopped and thought

and said

FREE 'cause it's how it oughta be, my brotha

CREDIT 'cause ya need a loan for one thing or another

SCORE 'cause they break it down to one simple number that you

can use

DOT to take a break 'cause the name is kinda long

COM in honor of the internet that it's on

put it all together at the end of the song it gives you and I'm gone.

Last one is as close as I tell

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