1. Never talk about the interwebz. Such actions will set you up for a visit from your friendly neighborhood SKETCH cleaner. And trust me, the last thing they will do is wash your clothes.
2. Do what the DECK says. Always. Questioning the DECK will lead to a visit from your local FIREFLY. And trust me, you can't capture this FIREFLY in a jar. Lets just say the smell of smoke is harder to get out then you would think.
3. Always use paper. Never use plastic. I know what you are thinking, "Oh that bagger is so cute," and as you stand there smiling like a monkey on crack, she asks you, "Would you like paper, or plastic" You immediately think she likes you. You shrug, trying to show that your indecisiveness over the material for which you will shlep your foodstuffs in is somehow impressive. She smiles, then says, "I'm out of paper, is plastic okay?" And you think, "Oh the cute bagger, I don't want her to have to walk all the way over to the area where they get more paper bags, ill just go with plastic" WRONG. This kinda thinking will lead to this kind of doing, which will lead to your "accidental drowning while wearing a lead boot" headline in the newspaper. Trust me, lead boots are really rare these days.
4. The most important rule. Bring cassetes with you always. The acronym is BCWUA. You never know when you may need to play a tape, or copy a tape. Ignoring this advice will send you on a one way flight to a 40 dollar taxi which will hightail it to a fast boat which will dock you at the station of the PAIN TRAIN. And trust me. This train don't go "choo choo"
interwebz
The Creator OF THE INTERWEBz
Buy better interwebz plox.
All over the interwebz, also on DVD.
Dem interwebz things that do clever 'tings
There are less now thank to the interwebz; but before it was newspaper editors; radio directors; radio hosts; TV news directors...and editors of all atypes across all media.
Web space and bandwidth cost... as this site provides a service free of charge, there has to be a way to cover those costs. On the world wide interwebz, ads tend to be the means of doing that.
Tee interwebz reveals various numbers. Many experts estimate range from 540 to 994 miles max. depending on conditions, the whale, whale health, etc. Good luck.
They feel alone so they make friends online. They feel like nobody so they try to make themselves famous in the interWEBZ. They just wanna spam, LOL.
I know of Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Washington State ($17 a half gallon there) , Some of Kentucky, Some of Kansas. I know Nebraska and Iowa do NOT.
Yea, rules are not Laws neither are they commandments. For that reason rules can be changed.
i am the rules,., raymond rules